Bye, Bye, Beard

Beards are itchy. I wanted so bad to have an Octobeard. No, this is not a beard with 8 tentacles, but a Septembeard that lasted the test of time. I just couldn't do it. Look how my mood changes as I become less hairy. I am drinking 2 bottles of Rogaine and eating steak everyday until Septembeards 2008. You're mine, Gibson.

The Neck Beard
The No-Neck Beard
The Hetfield, 1991-era
The Hensch
Gross.