Bye, Bye, Beard

Beards are itchy. I wanted so bad to have an Octobeard. No, this is not a beard with 8 tentacles, but a Septembeard that lasted the test of time. I just couldn't do it. Look how my mood changes as I become less hairy. I am drinking 2 bottles of Rogaine and eating steak everyday until Septembeards 2008. You're mine, Gibson.

The Neck Beard
The No-Neck Beard
The Hetfield, 1991-era
The Hensch
Gross.

Cheater Or Pioneer in Beard Growing?

I am regretfully withdrawing from the Septembeards competition. The rumors are true, I have used performance enhancing products. The competition was getting fierce, Poch was catching up, Larkin's beard was filling in nicely, Rooney was starting to look like a 15 year old. I needed a competitive advantage, I needed Just For Men- Medium Brown.

I would like to apologize to my family, friends, my dog Marley, the angry advertisers on 866, and to my competitors in Septembeards. Just like my mother, I was blessed with the ability to grow lots and lots of facial hair, yet I got greedy. I wanted it all, I wanted to be the Sasquatch of Google. Please accept my apology and learn from my mistakes.

Sincerely,
Mike

Ballad of the Beards

I think I speak for Septembeards everywhere when I say I can't wait to face the dilemma that inspired this video.

-Jordan

First Manager Participation!!

So we have your first fearless leader in the mix..at least partially for now..Drumroll

MIKE LORENC has joined the Septembeards.

Thanks Mike and Good luck!

Septemustache

Scott is participating in Septembeards with a Septemustache instead. Please check back often to see how the dirty sanchez is shaping up:)