Cheater Or Pioneer in Beard Growing?

I am regretfully withdrawing from the Septembeards competition. The rumors are true, I have used performance enhancing products. The competition was getting fierce, Poch was catching up, Larkin's beard was filling in nicely, Rooney was starting to look like a 15 year old. I needed a competitive advantage, I needed Just For Men- Medium Brown.

I would like to apologize to my family, friends, my dog Marley, the angry advertisers on 866, and to my competitors in Septembeards. Just like my mother, I was blessed with the ability to grow lots and lots of facial hair, yet I got greedy. I wanted it all, I wanted to be the Sasquatch of Google. Please accept my apology and learn from my mistakes.

Sincerely,
Mike

Ballad of the Beards

I think I speak for Septembeards everywhere when I say I can't wait to face the dilemma that inspired this video.

-Jordan

First Manager Participation!!

So we have your first fearless leader in the mix..at least partially for now..Drumroll

MIKE LORENC has joined the Septembeards.

Thanks Mike and Good luck!